Avery humorous story atleast of 100-150 words

THE THREE CRIES
Once upon a time there was an old lady who got a letter from his son, who was a solider. she didn't know how to read so she asked a warrior who was passing by to read the letter. 
He held the letter in his hand and started crying  moments later. the poor women thought something very bad must have happened to his son and asked him "what happened Mr. warrior ? why r u crying?" .but the warrior only cried more. she began crying too.
Some time later  a peddler came by when he saw the two crying in chorus he joined them and started crying too.
next a man came and seeing them crying in unison he asked"why r u crying? whats the matter?"
the peddler was first to answer."just a year ago i set out to sell some earthen-wares and bad luck fell upon me. i broke all of the merchandise. i wanted to cry then but  had to postpone it as i was very busy making up for the loss.here, i saw these two crying and suddenly remembered that i hadn't cried yet so i decided to do so now. THATS WHY I CRY."  
then the old women said" i got a letter from my son and when i asked the warrior to read it he began crying. it must be some sad news that the letter brings. THATS WHY I CRY."
at last the warrior said" to tell the truth , i read so little in my young days that i cannot read this letter. i m so ashamed of myself. THATS WHY I CRY."
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Heavenly Justice
Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right. 
The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing." 
God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. 
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God andsaid, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him." 
God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?" 

Is not proposal app understand. is only educational app.

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